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If you give me $1,626 I will go to the small Okinawan island called Taketomi and send you an envelope filled with star-sand (don't worry, I've been there before, I know where to go). I will send it from there.

For this project, anyone can make a donation until I reach the amount. So, anyone can donate to this, and I will put how much I have raised here. You can donate any amount, but, I will only send you the sand if you donate over $100. Thank You!

SO FAR I HAVE RAISED $364.55 FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

Irina Denison
Joseph Johnson
MyEasyTV.com
Deborah Immel
Max Erdenberger
T M Gabrielli
Kate Rhoades
Matt Maldre
Janella Hong
Yoav Weiss
Joie Mikitson

If you give me $3,143 I will for as far away as possible. I live in New York. I will go to Perth, Australia the farthest distance from New York on Earth. I will mail you a photograph of me standing in New York. I will then mail you a photograph of me standing in Perth. I'm a little sad right now and I would kind of like to escape, so if you are thinking about getting one of these and not sure what you want, please take in consideration my emotions and pick this one.

SO FAR I HAVE RAISED $2.22 TO GO AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU:

Matt Maldre

If you give me $3 I will send you an empty envelope. It is like sending you nothing. Or at least, it is sending you something that has traveled a journey that is the distance from me to you.

Jenn Wong has an empty envelope mailed from New York to New York.
Philip Hucknall has an empty envelope mailed from New York to Glasgow.
Gold Joinee Abad has an empty envelope mailed from New York to Madrid.
Chad Cheney has an empty envelope mailed from New York to Battle Ground, WA.
Simon Gibson has two empty envelopes mailed from New York to the United Kingdom.
Alessandra Johansson Cavalera has an empty envelope mailed from New York to Stockholm.
Johannes Schardt has an empty envelope mailed from New York to Hamburg.

If you give me $437 I will go to Seattle and hang out with my best friend, Naseem. I will send you a photograph of us hanging out everyday. If we fight, and it is inevitable that we will, I will make a video of us apologizing to each other and explaining our position as to why we are angry at the other and how we will resolve the situation. I will post this on Youtube for you. Maybe we won't fight! But we probably will.

If you give me $1 I will sit in silence and think about you for one minute. I will send you an email when I start this, and I'll send you another email when I'm done.

I thought about Moisés Horta from 4:22am to 4:23am on February 14, 2008 in New York.
I thought about Pete Anderson from 4:56pm to 4:57pm on February 22, 2008 in New York.
I thought about Vijaychandran Veerachandran from 7:08pm to 7:09pm on February 22, 2008 in New York.

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If you give me the total of the above (excluding the independent study fees) I will send you all (except under certain circumstances which we will discuss) the art-work I make during my graduate school studies. I just got accepted into the Bard MFA program. It is expensive. I am poor. If you just buy one semester, you will get the art made for that semester. If you pay for all three, you will get all three. Please email me if you are interested. This is an edition of 3, one for each semester. Get it while it lasts.

I will also be accepting small donations by anyone. For every donation I will send you a unique edition of one art-work on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper. It will be a conceptual piece and the paper will contain instructions as to how the piece should be carried out. This will only be for donations $20 or more.

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SO FAR I HAVE RAISED $271.32 TO GO TO BARD FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

Victoria Greenacre
Rachel Reynolds
Zahira Tiara Shafiq
Renee B Garner
Gary Rutz
Ashley Taryn
Patrick Elkins-Zeglarski

If you give me $10 I will take a photograph of the sky just for you. That means I will go outside, shoot a photograph of the sky, print it as a 8.5" x 11" full color laser jet print, write the date on it, fold it into an envelope, and mail it to you. Oh, and I will also delete the file so that you will have the only existing copy of that photograph. It's just for you.

Gary Rutz has a sky from March 3, 2008.
Allison Godat has a sky from March 3, 2008.
Marcelo Kertesz has a sky from March 3, 2008.

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If you give me $5 i will write down a memory I haven't thought about it a while and mail it to you. I will think really hard for this. I will only write down things I haven't thought about in over a year. I might have to use objects to instigate these memories. I guess I should also tell you what strategy I used in finding that memory.

Joe Howansky owns a memory of mine.
Incisioncandy owns a memory of mine.
Ashley Collier owns a memory of mine.
Gregory Theriot owns a memory of mine.
Pedro Cardoso owns a memory of mine.
Vince D'Halluin owns a memory of mine.
Stefani Greenwood owns a memory of mine.
Susan Herod owns a memory of mine.
Vikki Fong owns a memory of mine.
Nicole Antebi owns a memory of mine.
d'Auria Groux-Holt owns a memory of mine.
Amara Sar owns a memory of mine.
Katherine Hardy owns a memory of mine.
Ainomaija Inkala owns a memory of mine.
Melanie Gable owns a memory of mine.
Bess Long owns a memory of mine.
Italia Boliver owns a memory of mine.
Zoie Klaus owns a memory of mine.
Thadeus Burgess owns a memory of mine.
Brian Block/ Ali Boraks owns a memory of mine.
Aude Levère owns a memory of mine.
Felix Lee owns a memory of mine.
Thomas Øbro owns a memory of mine.
Matthew Stonebraker owns a memory of mine.
Tina Persky owns a memory of mine.
Charles Brady owns a memory of mine.
Mathew Olson owns a memory of mine.
Tracey Hansen owns a memory of mine.
Viveca Fallenius owns a memory of mine.
Hedvig & Marcus Fallenius owns a memory of mine.
Owen McAuley owns a memory of mine.
Phil "The Great Dane" Lubliner owns a memory of mine.
Lauren Hirshfield owns a memory of mine.

If you give me any amount of money I will cash it, put it in my pocket, grab my camera, and walk out my front door not knowing what I will do. I will then travel somewhere for as cheap as possible. I will keep just enough money so that I can get back. I will send you all the receipts and documentation of this. This is for any amount. If you give me $1 maybe I will walk out my door and buy a chocolate bar and then come home. If you give me $123 maybe I will get on a greyhound bus headed for who knows where. I will go somewhere and I will send you photos of there.

Jack Lane has bought a trip to Coney Island at dawn on 3/9/08.
Matthew Moore has bought a trip to Roosevelt Island on 3/13/08.
Heather Clitheroe has bought a trip to Poughkeepsie on 3/15/08.

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