A LIST OF THINGS SOLD

 

This is sold to Renee French.

I will take a train to a desolate area with a packed lunch and sit down and read Anna Karenina. I will do this for 6-10 hours. I will repeat the same thing the following days until I have finally read the entire book. I will send you documentation of this from the closest mailbox to where I do this. I'll also write the location of the mailbox on the envelope if you ever wish to go to where I will have sent it to you from.

View Photos and Letter

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This is sold to Rachel Perkins. This happened on May 15, 2008.

I will read the Little Prince in front of the New York Stock Exchange on Wall Street in the middle of a work day. I will send you aphotograph documentation of this.

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This is sold to Baron Von Fancy.

I will go see a psychic and ask them for advice on my life. I will send you a tape recording and documentary photographs.

I saw Birdie Lawson, who was great! View documentaion.

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This is sold to Xylor Jane. See Photos!

I will fly to Los Angeles and hang out with Centerfold for 20 days while Luke and Sarah are traveling the world. I will send you a photograph of her majesty for each day I spend with her. I'll send them in separate envelopes at the end of each day.

This is co-sponsored by Luke and Sarah.

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I will go somewhere for any amount:

  • Jack Lane has purchased a trip to Coney Island at dawn on 3/9/08.
  • Matthew Moore has purchased a edtrip to Roosevelt Island on 3/13/08.
  • Heather Clitheroe has purchas a trip to Poughkeepsie on 3/15/08.
  • Jim Darrough has purchased a trip to the end of Staten Island on 3/21/08.
  • Lindsay Martin has purchased a trip to Long Beach, New York on 3/26/08.
  • Janet Schmiedel has purchased a trip to the Natural History Museum on 3/27/08.
  • Josh Van Ess has purchased a trip to the top of the Empire State Building on a foggy day with zero visibility on 3/31/08.
  • Renata Martins purchased a trip on 4/7/08. This is what I did: I got on the first G train that came. I went to the last stop. I walked to the 7 train and got on the first one that came. I went to the last stop. I got on the Q15 bus and went to the last stop. I walked to the water.
  • Rachel Reynolds purchased a trip upstairs on 4/9/08.
  • Dan Baird purchased a trip to El Segundo, CA on 4/18/08.
  • Janet Schmiedel purchased a trip to Lancaster, CA on 4/25/08.
  • Sacha Storz and Camille Napier Bernstein purchased a trip to Catalina Island on 5/7/08.
  • Anthony Tassone purchased a trip to Babylon, New York on 6/2/08.
  • Sarah Leslie purchased a trip to a barn in Red Hood, New York on 6/13/08.
  • Jennifer Porter purchased a trip to West Saugerties to find the house where Bob Dylan recorded the Basement Tapes on 6/15/08.
  • Triggerhappy purchased a trip to Woodstock on 6/15/08.
  • Sarah Streveler paid for a trip into the Catskills Mountains on 7/11/08.
  • Joseph J Nicotera Jr purchased a trip to Cape Cod on 9/22/08.
  • Rboert Coman purchased a trip to the Brooklyn Library on 11/12/08.
  • Nina Canell & Robin Watkins purchased a trip to Montauk on 11/19/08.
  • Christian Schwarm purchased a trip spanning the longest distance between two coastal points on O'ahu Island in Hawaii on 12/21/08.
  • Jessica Ferree purchased for Joel Ferree a trip to the end of the Manhattan Beach Pier in the middle of the night on 12/26/08.
  • Lindsay Kirk purchased an aimless trip through Berlin in the middle of the night on 1/04/09.
  • Andrew Sturdevant purchased a trip to the top of the TV Tower in Berlin on a day when there was no view because of the fog on 1/08/09.
  • Magdalena Pramendorfer purchased a walk through Berlin that ended up with a Thai Massage on 1/18/09.

When I am less hectic I will post photos from all of these travels.

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I will buy a homeless person food:

  • Kris Efland bought a really big Kentucky Fried Chicken meal and an orange drink from Nedick's for Regional Keith on W 33rd and Broadway on February 24, 2008.
  • Joie Mikitson bought a bunch of groceries from Park Avenue Food Court for Francis on E 10th and 4th Ave on February 25, 2008.
  • Bart Schouten bought a pizza full of every topping except anchovies from Johns' of Bleeker Street for Marvin who was in the Houston train stop for the 1 on February 28, 2008.
  • Bart Schouten bought two slices of pizza and a bag of groceries for a man in the F station on 2nd Ave on February 29, 2008. The situation was too awkward to ask for his name.
  • Michael bought two bags of food from Whole Foods for Joey who was sitting on Houston on March 2, 2008.
  • Gary Rutz bought three slices of pizza, chees cake, and a coffe from Ray's Pizza for Nathon on Houston and Orchard on March 2, 2008.
  • Paul Hoffman bought Kentucky Fried Chicken and coffee from Dunkin Donuts for Basima and Bill outside of Grand Central on March 3, 2008.
  • Lisa Philpotts bought a large bag of food from Citarella for Bookie, who was sitting outside, on March 3, 2008.
  • Tanya Reilly bought a bag of groceries from Emmas on Park Ave for Cheyenne, who was sitting outside on March 10, 2008.
  • David French bought a pizza from Ray's Pizza on Lexington for Cesar, who was sitting outside on March 12, 2008.
  • Habib bought a bag of groceries from Whole Foods for Sardar Durrani (from Pakistan), who was sitting around the block on Broadway on March 14, 2008 (Sardar said he was sick from the toxins from the 9-11 attacks. He had volunteered to help clean up.)
  • Belen Abad bought a breakfast from Frank's Diner on Smith Street for Gilbert, who was sitting outside the Carol Station at 10am on March 29, 2008.
  • Kathy Hernandez bought lunch from Dishes Grand Central for Melvin, who was on 42 Street and Maddison, on March 31, 2008.
  • Angela Moscrop bought lunch from Cafe 28 for Stuart and Jenny, who were sitting at 5th Ave and 29th Street on March 31, 2008.
  • Rachel Reynolds bought pizza from Famous Famiglia for Merrit, who was sitting on Astor and Broadway on April 9, 2008.
  • Farrah Maldonado bought Taco Bell and chocolate from Le Petit Belge for Dawn and Adam, who were sitting on 14th St and 5th Ave on May 14, 2008.
  • Tonia Davenport bought food from P.S. Plus Inc. for Paula (who was pregant), who was sitting on 6th Ave on May 15, 2008.
  • Andy Krueger bought food from 99 Cent Pizza for Tony and Nathaniel, who were sitting outside Grand Central on May 18, 2008.
  • Gavin Blowman bought food from Cafe Metro for Nigel, who was sitting on 53rd St. and 5th Ave. on May 21, 2008. Galvin requested that this be for someone who looks sad.
  • Amy Huang bought food from Europa Cafe for Henry, who was sitting on 32nd Street and 5th Ave on May 29, 2008.
  • Benjamin Solotaire bought food from Your Taste for a couple sitting on 23rd St and 6th Ave on June 3, 2008.
  • Denise Kuhr bought food from Mr. Skewer and Co. for Lane, who was sitting on 5th Ave and 14th Street on June 5, 2008.
  • Elisha Boudreau bought food from Dishes Grand Central for a man sitting on Maddison and E 42nd St. on June 5, 2008. The circumstances made it too uncomfortable for me to ask his name.
  • Gavin Blowman also bought food from Olympic Platter for a man on 6th Ave and 14th Street on June 6, 2008. I originally bought it for someone else, but when I returned they were gone. So I had to find someone else to give it to.
  • Maia Lopes and Graham Jensen bought food from Whole Foods for Teddy and Chris, who were on 14th Street and Union on June 6, 2008.

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I will take a photograph of the sky just for you:

  • Gary Rutz has a sky from March 3, 2008.
  • Allison Godat has a sky from March 3, 2008.
  • Marcelo Kertesz has a sky from March 3, 2008.
  • Rachel Gluzband has a sky for March 4, 2008.
  • Brittany Liggett has a sky for March 5, 2008.
  • Katy Nelson has a sky for March 5, 2008.
  • Bastian Kallesøe has a sky for March 10, 2008.
  • Deniz Ozuygur has a sky for March 10, 2008.
  • Poloma Sa has a sky for March 14, 2008 (to Brazil).
  • Aude Gerspacher has a sky for March 12, 2008.
  • Zoey Mondt has a sky for March 16, 2008.
  • Andrea Hirsch has a sky for April 1, 2008.
  • Hannah Godding has a sky for April 1, 2008.
  • Zack Bosshardt has a sky for April 1, 2008.
  • Tara Kelton has a sky for April 2, 2008.
  • Claire Daly has a sky for April 18, 2008.
  • Leticia Alvarez has a sky for April 18, 2008.
  • Britten Snider has a sky for April 18, 2008.
  • Zack Bosshardt has a sky for April 18, 2008.
  • Mandy Lowe has a sky for April 22, 2008.
  • Jeff Malak has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Frances MacMillan has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Robin Kenwood has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Martine Sheets has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Katherine Kruger has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Barri Schulman has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Monica Babich has a sky for April 28, 2008.
  • Jaclyn Latzoni has a sky for May 9, 2008.
  • Gia Coppola has a sky for May 21, 2008.
  • Roman Coppola has a sky for May 22, 2008.
  • Eleanor Coppola has a sky for May 22, 2008.
  • Melanie Gable has a sky for May 28, 2008.
  • June Collins has a sky for June 1, 2008.
  • Esra Caroline Roise has a sky for June 1, 2008.
  • Jesi Mclovor has a sky for June 18, 2008.
  • Grainne McInerney has a sky for June 18, 2008.
  • Ethan Halko has a sky for July 14, 2008.
  • Chloe Herman as a sky for September 22, 2008.
  • Jason Yang has a sky for September 22, 2008.
  • Katie Fisher has a sky for October 29, 2008.
  • Patrick Gronholm has a sky for November 15, 2008.
  • Tania Enriquez has a sky for November 23, 2008.
  • Jimmy Noehren has a sky for December 1, 2008.
  • Nicholas Harteau has a sky for December 8, 2008.
  • Thomas Sullivan has a sky for December 12, 2008.
  • Sophia Olkhova has a sky for December 12, 2008.
  • Katy Formella has a sky for December 21, 2008.

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I will take a photograph of a mailbox for you. I will mail it from the same mail box. For each purchase I will do a different mail box.

  • Gary Rutz was mailed the mailbox on Delancey and Orchard.
  • Josh Loewen was mailed the mailbox on Astor and Lafayette.
  • Adrienne Price was mailed the mailbox from Delancey and Suffolk.
  • Sylvia Sylvia was mailed the mailbox from 9th st and 5th ave (to Singapore).
  • Pete Lawton was mailed the mailbox from 23rd and Lexington.
  • Lucy Johnston was mailed the mailbox on Division and Bedford in Brooklyn.
  • Jonathan Brichto was mailed the mailbox on Lee and Wilson in Brooklyn.
  • Dov Kaufmann was mailed the mailbox on Lee and Ross in Brooklyn.
  • James L Holden was mailed the mailbox on Hooper and Lee in Brooklyn.
  • Lucy Glynn was mailed the mailbox on Lee and Heyward in Brooklyn.
  • James Hurman was mailed the mailbox on Wallabout and Lee in Brooklyn.
  • Rachael Pawley was mailed the mailbox on Park and Nostrand in Brooklyn.
  • Asheley Brown was mailed the mailbox on 5th Ave and 50th St.
  • Graeme Bowman was mailed the mailbox on 5th Ave and 49th St.
  • Lynda Bowen was mailed the mailbox on Park and 47th St.
  • Juliet Sutton-Gee was mailed the mailbox on 49th St. and 5th Ave.
  • Michael Engelman was mailed a mailbox on Madison Ave and 54th St.
  • Michael Engelman was also mailed a mailbox on Union and Grand in Brooklyn.
  • Lauren Fletcher was mailed the left mailbox on 23rd St and 10th Ave.
  • Mirko Radtke was mailed the right mailbox on 23rd St and 10th Ave.
  • Collet Yarro was mailed a mailbox on 11th Ave and 23rd St.
  • Oxide Photography was mailed a mailbox on 22nd St and 9th Ave.
  • Sylvia Ford was mailed a mailbox on Driggs and Broadway in Brooklyn.
  • Derek Purdy was mailed a mailbox on S 9th and Roebling in Brooklyn.
  • Benjamin Solotaire was mailed a mailbox on Heyward and Marcy in Brooklyn.
  • Ryan and Emily Silberman was mailed a mailbox on Myrtle and Grand in Brooklyn.
  • Parul Vora was mailed a mailbox on Division and Marcy in Brooklyn.
  • The Ward-McMahon Family was mailed a mailbox on 4th Ave and 14th St.
  • Mark Russel was mailed a mailbox on Bedford and Grand in Brooklyn.
  • Gretchen Jaeckle was mailed a mailbox on N 4th St and Bedford in Brooklyn.
  • Madiha Khan was mailed a mailbox on N 7th and Bedford in Brooklyn.
  • Katherine Kruger was mailed a mailbox on 2nd Ave and E 10th St.
  • Crystal Stewart was mailed a mailbox on 2nd AVe and E 5th St.

People Who I Have Thought About For A Minute:

  • I thought about Moisés Horta from 4:22am to 4:23am on February 14, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Pete Anderson from 4:56pm to 4:57pm on February 22, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Vijaychandran Veerachandran from 7:08pm to 7:09pm on February 22, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Chantee Derek Damron from 7:37pm to 7:38pm on February 23, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Jenn Wong from 7:39pm to 7:40pm on February 23, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Andrey Kosarev from 1:21am to 1:22am on February 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Aaddrick Williams from 1:26am to 1:27am on February 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Anna Reimondos from 1:29am to 1:30am on February 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Jason Shim from 1:32am to 1:33am on February 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Cheeseburger Brown from 12:14am to 12:15am on February 26, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Jeff Gordon from 12:18am to 12:19am on February 26, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about James A. Calwell III from 12:23am to 12:24am on February 26, 2008 in New York.
  • Gary Rutz purchased 3 minutes worth of thinking about him. I thought about Gary from 2:24am to 2:27am on February 27, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Halina Alter from 2:34am to 2:35 am on February 27, 2008 in New York. Halina lives in Perth, Australia, the farthest place away from me!
  • I thought about Jim Darrough's step-mother, Arleen, who passed away on February 24th, 2008 at 3:32 am Pacific Time. Jim was holding her hand at this time. I thought about Arleen from 1:18am to 1:19am on February 28, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Sarah Kelly & Shane Swank from 2:56am to 2:58am on February 29th, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Erok Johnson from 3:02am to 3:03am on February 29th, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Luca Kunz's mom who is in a hospital in Switzerland from 3:12am to 3:13am on February 29th, 2008 in New York. I went a little over a minute to make it stronger.
  • I thought about Luca Kunz from 3:15am to 3:16am on February 29th, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Emily Jenkins from 10:44pm to 10:45pm on March 2, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Gold Joinee Abad from 2:25am to 2:26am on March 4, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Christine Radice from 3:01am to 3:02am on March 7, 2008 in Philadelphia.
  • I thought about Jennifer Ussai from 3:06am to 3:07am on March 7, 2008 in Philadelphia.
  • I thought about Julie C Kahlow from 2:18am to 2:19am on March 17, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Didier Maujean from 1:56pm to 1:57pm on March 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Zack Genin from 1:58pm to 1:59pm on March 25, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Jessica Rothschuh from 7:22pm to 7:23pm on April 2, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Emily Sandusky from 7:26pm to 7:27pm on April 2, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Deniz Ozuygur from 2:22am to 2:23am on April 8, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Katherine Bean from 12:40am to 12:41am on April 9, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Robert Mahler from 11:59am to 12:01pm on April 23, 2008 in Los Angeles.
  • I thought about Erin Schaffner from 1:22am to 1:23am on April 25, 2008 in Los Angeles.
  • I thought about Ian Wyatt from 11:57pm on May 20, 2008 to 12:02am on May 21, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Ryan Liebe from 1:50am to 1:51am on May 23, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Mason Sklar from 9:34pm to 9:35pm on June 8, 2008 in Upstate New York.
  • I thought about Maia Gerlinger from 9:39pm to 9:40pm on June 8, 2008 in Upstate New York.
  • I thought about Taylor Everett from 6:47pm to 6:48pm on June 26, 2008 in Upstate New York.
  • I thought about Jake Ingman and Anne Lindberg from 11:45pm to 11:47pm on July 1, 2008 in Upstate New York.
  • I thought about Kelly S Griiffin from 2:52am to 2:53am on August 15, 2008 in San Diego.
  • I thought about Karine Liefting from 4:08pm to 4:09pm on September 9, 2008 in Seattle.
  • I thought about Marie-Jeanne de Rooij from 2:40am to 2:41am on September 19, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Tommi Brem from 11:42am to 11:43am on November 24, 2008 in Los Angeles.
  • I thought about Christian Schwarm from 11:48am to 11:49am on November 24, 2008 in Los Angeles.
  • I thought about Hannah Reiss from 1:29pm to 1:30pm on December 6, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Stefan Riebel from 1:34pm to 1:35pm on December 6, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Dylan Chatain from 11:16apm to 11:17pm on December 8, 2008 in New York.
  • I thought about Cat from 1:41am to 1:42am on December 23, 2008 In Los Angeles.
  • I thought about Antronella from 10:21pm to 10:22pm on January 10, 2009 in Berlin.
  • I thought about Angel from 10:23pm to 10:24pm on January 10, 2009 in Berlin.
  • I thought about Tala, a dog, from 12:17pm to 12:22pm on February 5, 2009.
  • I thought a Alison Marshallbout from 2:12pm to 2:13pm on April 5, 2009 in Brooklyn, NY.
  • I thought about the following people starting at 2:55pm in Brooklyn, NY, each for one minute: Mr Jarno Potijk, Mrs Jenny Kan, Mr Carlos Villarroel, Mr Tim van de Kimmenade, Mrs Maaike Veenstra, Mrs Geertje Veenbergen, Mr Hugo de Haas van Dorsser.

I will write an apology letter to someone who deserves an apology. I will send you and the person the letter. This is an example.

  • Hana Hutchings owns an apology letter to Laura Pearson.
  • Hyunhye Seo owns an apology letter to Uta Barth.
  • Brent Goldman owns an apology letter to Jim Isermann.
  • Kevin Lawler owns an apology letter to Zach Houston.
  • Stephen Burgess owns an apology letter to Mylinh Nguyen.
  • Dan Baird owns an apology letter to Jamie Stewart.
  • Jonathan Feinberg owns an apology letter to Naseem Bazargan.
  • Alex DeCarli owns an apology letter to Rhea Lewitski.
  • Jessica Shade owns an apology letter to Jasmine Little.
  • Simon P Hayes owns an apology letter to Dori Hana Scherer.
  • Luca Kunz owns an apology letter to Mana Pirnia.
  • Lindsay Martin owns an apology letter to Michael Smoler.
  • Sophie Rogers-Gessert owns an apology letter to Lyndsey Kholac.
  • Katie Raymondowns an apology letter to Andrea Longacre-White.
  • Morten Gade owns an apology letter to Brendan Fowler.
  • Daniel Bonder owns an apology letter to Denise Schatz.
  • Zoe Johns owns an apology letter to Noëllie Roussel.
  • Avram Penner owns (another) apologer letter to Mana Pirnia.
  • Alison Gordon owns an apology letter to Ches Smith.
  • Alexandra Lane owns an apology letter to Juan Velazquez.
  • H Chandra owns an aplogy letter to Centerfold.
  • Jan Hopkins bought an apology letter for Hyunhye Seo.

Secrets:

  • Nick Ripley owns a secret of mine.
  • Tomas James Russell owns a secret of mine.
  • James J Panegasser owns a secret of mine.
  • Brian Scranage owns a secret of mine.
  • Louis D Walch owns a secret of mine.
  • Chris Creel owns a secret of mine.
  • Emma Bolton owns a secret of mine.
  • Katie Harpestad-Spatuzza owns a secret of mine.
  • Baudoin Van Humbeeck owns 2 secrets of mine.
  • Hannah Chura owns a secret of mine.
  • Halina Alter owns a secret of mine.
  • Gary Rutz owns a secret of mine.
  • Danielle owns a secret of mine.
  • Brent owns a secret of mine.
  • Tim Quijano owns a secret of mine.
  • Swapna Ghanta owns a secret of mine.
  • Phil Hollenback owns a secret of mine.
  • Jennifer Reed owns a secret of mine.
  • Jessica Graham owns a secret of mine.
  • Alexander Bohn owns a secret of mine.
  • Ryan Bush owns a secret of mine.
  • H Mathis owns a secret of mine.
  • Abbey Keirs owns a secret of mine.
  • Tate Renwick owns a secret of mine.
  • Deniz Ozuygur owns a secret of mine.
  • Leanne Wieman owns a secret of mine.
  • Sarah Young owns a secret of mine.
  • Asheley Brown owns a secret of mine.
  • Hannah Reid owns a secret of mine.
  • Katherine Bean owns a secret of mine.

I will watch the Pacific Ocean for you. I will send a photo when I start and when I end:

  • On May 11, 2008 from 7:08pm - 7:09pm I watched the ocean for Laura Plummer.
  • On May 11, 2008 from 7:09pm - 7:19pm I watched the ocean for Dina Sabella.
  • On May 11, 2008 from 7:19pm - 7:30pm I watched the ocean for Kathryn Clifford.
  • On May 11, 2008 from 7:30pm - 8:00pm I watched the ocean for Michael Mandiberg.

I will buy you a PO Box in New York for a whole year. I will mail you the key. Throughout the year I will mail letters and things to the PO Box. I am hoping that you don't live in New York, and that where ever you are in the world you will know that there is a small PO Box in New York amassing with little things for you. You will come to New York before the year is up and collect the little pile. Since PO Boxes are small, it will be a small collection, so I will only mail things when I feel there is something special to send.

  • Nigel Maister has a PO Box at Cooper Station in New York until 2/28/09
  • Jessica Shade has a PO Box at Grand Central Station in New York until 2/28/09
  • Bernice McDonnell has a PO Box at the Knickerbocker Station until (they didn't give me an expiration date - I assume one year from 3-14-08)
  • Marloes Lasker has a PO Box at the Knickerbocker Station until (they didn't give me an expiration date - I assume one year from 3-14-08)

I will buy $30 worth of cookies and give them away to people I find in the street. I will send you an email with the details of where I bought the cookies, and the exact minute and date I started giving them away and the exact minute I gave away the last one.

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